Hello, i'm new

[miimo]

Welcome

[MisterLove]

Welcome to the party, pal.

[Vigilias]

Advice!

Everyone wants advice...

Okay here's the best of mine.

Don't run with scissors.
Don't bob for apples in a Piranha tank.
Don't tie your laces in a revolving door.
Don't play with matches in a fireworks factory.
Don't approach horses or restaurants from the rear.
Don't put cats in the bath/shower unless you have chainmail gloves that go up to your arm pits.
Don't bugger with mains electricity.
Don't search for a gas leak with a match.
You know the one about yellow snow, right?

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