semen

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I think I may have shot my wad when it comes to humor on this subject.

[princealbertofb]

Lol, what do they call a "serving"... in nutritional value...? How much sperm would constitute a serving? A little spoonful? A bowlful?
Weird!! miley-eating-icecr

[Bowyn Aerrow]

The label clearly states:

On serving: 1 teaspoon (~5 ml)
(3-5 servings per package)

Its right there in black and white.

Clearly this is a sticky mess when it comes to package labeling and people understanding how to read them. Of course it would be clearer if the packaging just dosed out a single serving at a time thus no need for having a teaspoon handy

[Geminize]

A teaspoon... are you kidding?!!

SUPER SIZE ME!!!
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[ardus]

Am I the only one that wants to move to New Guinea?

Richard

[starbelly]

Bahaha, this is hilarious and actually sort of insightful. I knew most of it already, but I didn't know EVERYTHING on there. And to the people repulsed by it, we're all humans guys. It's a body function— a sexual one that all of us males enjoy too, so don't pretend otherwise!

[putresVigil]

Omg, this is actually turning me off from guys. That's so gross....

Young boys have to swallow old man Sperm and Sperm has nutrional values?? It's like Breast feeding for Dicks omg...

I always knew what you ate affected the taste and all that, but whose got the time to be nom noming on Sperm for their balanced diet?

I was like...omg ew T^T

[COLOR="DarkOliveGreen"]The scientific facts about sperm turn you off this much? May I make a suggestion? Don't look up or Google what is living in the human mouth if you ever want to enjoy kissing a significant other again. Also, I would avoid learning what is living on your eyelashes too.
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[Bowyn Aerrow]

I find this whole thread has gotten hard to swallow...