10-16-2013, 07:54 AM
A man walks into a bar and sits down and order 12 shots of whiskey. The bartender stunned by this order asks the man, what is the occasion.
The man says, "Iâm celebrating in a way."
The bartender asks the man what heâs celebrating.
The man smiles and says, "Today I just got my first Blowjob."
The bartender says, "Well now, that sure is worth celebrating. Hell, I'll buy you another shot. Itâs on me!"
The man says, "No thanks. If 12 shot's donât get the taste out of mouth, nothing will."
The man says, "Iâm celebrating in a way."
The bartender asks the man what heâs celebrating.
The man smiles and says, "Today I just got my first Blowjob."
The bartender says, "Well now, that sure is worth celebrating. Hell, I'll buy you another shot. Itâs on me!"
The man says, "No thanks. If 12 shot's donât get the taste out of mouth, nothing will."
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams