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[trialbyerror]

I can answer that. It kind of just came to me. I like penguins. And... The pecker part just... came.

Hahaahahaha heeeeeeeee my sainted aunt! oh joy!



The pecker did what?

Sorry lad, ya kinda walked into that with both of your footsies

Thanks for the telling, made me laugh! TA!

[PenguinPecker]

Another possible reply for your mom (which is one I'd be likely to go with):

Mom, why do you repeatedly ask questions you don't really want to know the answer to?

Or a question with a question:

What if I was?

The politician's approach:

I can neither confirm nor deny that.

Or the shorter version of same:

No comment.

Another favorite:

When's dinner? I'm starving.

You, sir, are amazing!
But I think she might stop asking now. I should have asked her what she would say if I was gay. And, before coming out, I just might.
Or I'll ask what's for dinner. Probably some weird diet food. Like... Diet bacon (turkey bacon).

[Zach]

A belated welcome to you!

[Michael]

Welcome,
chat to me anytime.

Michael