Things that nurses shouldn't do
Sagittarius
10-24-2013, 12:05 PM
Do watch out for the nurses at your hospital...here is one example...
Nurses are not supposed to laugh
"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. It's length and width was almost identical to an AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was giggling. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's small part, she composed herself as well as she could.
"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that I won't let that happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Fred replied.
Nurses are not supposed to laugh
"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. It's length and width was almost identical to an AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was giggling. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's small part, she composed herself as well as she could.
"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that I won't let that happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Fred replied.
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