I wannt to f*** my electrician

[Joshular]

I moved to a new apartment recently and I had to hire an electrician.

I was very lucky because my electrician was not just extremely competent but sexy as hell too.

That guy is so hot: very masculine, perfect body, sweet face, gorgeous ass (I got a glimpse while he was bending over to install a power plug) and, judging by his face, I'm pretty sure he's well hung.

And, like I said, he was an excellent professional: he came highly recommended, did everything right and even gave me a few suggestions (he said I should invert the fridge door, I didn't even know that was possible) and helped me assemble my new coffee table. I gave him a great tip in the end and he totally deserved it.

He can screw my light bulbs anytime he wants.

I like all of this. There's nothing like a good pice of eye candy YOM!

judging by his face, I'm pretty sure he's well hung.

And you sir sound like an amazing face to cock judge :3

[dfiant1]

I bet you were exSTATIC with anticipation... (groans, but has got be done )

no, actually I blew a fuse so currently I have no energy to light up this converstion.

[Sylph]

[COLOR="Blue"]Boys and their corny jokes and penis talk -.- .

I just came to dick shame y'all and to say the jokes were lame

That was all. Class Dismissed.

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[MisterTinkles]

I lived in an apartment complex years ago, and had to call the office to get one of the maintenance guys out to look at the a/c unit. His name was Woody, and he definitely lived up to his name, cause thats what you got when you looked at him! Big, muscular, hairy, mustached, blonde demi-god looking man.

Whew!!! Is it hot in here or what???!!!!

[Counselor]

[COLOR="Blue"]Boys and their corny jokes and penis talk -.- .

I just came to dick shame y'all and to say the jokes were lame

That was all. Class Dismissed.

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*looks at own dick*





*shrugs*