And now for another Vile Albuquerque traffic moment with Kyle.
Pick a lane, princess.
Can you honestly not see the blaring white and yellow lines on the road right in front of your goddamn eyes? Or is it that you can't figure out what the lines mean? Have you noticed how everyone else seems to be keeping their cars in-between those lines as they drive down the road? Have you also noticed how everyone else seems to be honking at you?
Pay the fuck attention! There's a reason everyone else on the road hates you.
You suck!
Now onto a completely different topic.
When I'm driving in a fast lane and passing the car next to me,
DON'T PULL OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND DRIVE EVEN SLOWER. This applies to you, too, Mr. "jump out in traffic to get across the street without looking." Do you even look before you leap? Have you noticed how there are sharp rocks at the bottom of that fall? Those rocks are my headlights, and they are aimed right at your face. You're fucking lucky that I'm paying attention and that I have good breaks and tires. Never mind that you never seem to use your turn signals to let me know what you're intending. Sure that would help, but don't worry buddy. I'm on top of this. One of us has to be.
Asshole.
I've been in at least 15 near-death experiences this week alone because of drivers like that here. Because I've been sick all week, I've only been out driving 4 times this week. What the hell is wrong with people here? I need to get out of this damned place!
This has been another Vile Albuquerque traffic moment with Kyle.