The gynaecologist
Sagittarius
11-21-2013, 01:49 PM
A gynaecologist had become so fed up with malpractice insurance and NHS paperwork he was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skilful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college and signed up for some evening classes. He attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the practical exam approached, the gynaecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and then completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, " I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grading"
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was 50% of the mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also 50% of the mark"
After a pause, the instructor added, " I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust pipe, which I have never seen before in all of my years of teaching mechanics"
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, " I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grading"
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was 50% of the mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also 50% of the mark"
After a pause, the instructor added, " I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust pipe, which I have never seen before in all of my years of teaching mechanics"
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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