Two Dutch girls

[southbiochem]

Because the Dutch are know for riding bicycles

Ah, right....Amsterdam, bikes...yes, yes, you're right..thanks, I had forgotten that

[Samfreek]

Son: What does 'gay' mean?
Dad: It means "to be happy."
Son: Are you gay?
Dad: No, son. I have a wife.

[Samfreek]

"In the center ring," cries the ringmaster, "We
have Milo, the boldest and bravest animal trainer
in the world. Watch, ladies and gentleman, as he
puts his head between the jaws of our man-eating
lion!"

The crowd roars as Nero pulls out his head unscathed.

"Now, folks, watch this!" shouts the announcer,
as Miloo unzips his pants and puts his prick between
the giant teeth.

"Don't do it!" shrieks the audience as the lion's
jaws clamp shut. But without flinching, Milo pulls
them open and removes his unharmed penis, and wild
cheers fill the arena.

When the noise dies down the ringmaster steps
forward and announces, "Ladies and gentleman, a
prize of five thousand dollars, yes, five thousand
dollars to the man in our audience who'll try that
trick."

His jaw drops as a small, effeminate man steps right
up to ringside. "You're going to repeat that trick
with our man-eating lion in front of all these people?"
"Certainly," said the man, "But I must tell
you something first. I don't think I can open my
mouth as wide as the lion did."