Gimmicks (crap made to sell, that doesn't work)

[Geminize]

Tinks, this is for you. Crap to make your crap even better! Get back to us on whether it works or not...

[MisterTinkles]

Tinks, this is for you. Crap to make your crap even better! Get back to us on whether it works or not...

LMFFAO!!!

I tell you what..............

YOU buy it for me, I will take it, and then I will send my shit to Sylph to see if the "sparkle factor" is real or not!!!!

[Geminize]

Hmmmm... any plan that includes you sending shit to Sylph is almost worth that price. Do you think the post office would classify it as "perishable goods"?

[Joshular]

Almost any pair of shoes u.u