southbiochem Wrote:The second one is my only yes, the others are a no
Although in my defense there have been sometimes where I have missplaced things in ilogical places..
like January 2013 I was at work and I somehow threw the keys of the lab in the biological hazardous material disposal can....
or January 2014, 07th I was doing some whatever scientific thingy I usually do and I needed to take glass tubes from a locked piece of furniture....funny thing is I had left the keys to that in my office when I went there to pick up the keys to the lab, and then when I ran to find the keys to the rack to the office I forgot the keys to the office in the lab...............................
January, apparently is dumb month for me
Its your annual rest for that smart brain of yours. Pay it no mind, mines is every month but October 
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had someone call you, and ask for your phone number?
Yup, but since I don't use the land line anymore, it hasn't been an issue.
panicked because you were frantically looking for something that has been in your hand the whole time?
Yup, it happens a lot when I'm rushing to get to somewhere and checking
if I have everything I need.
pushed a door that was obviously labeled "pull"?
All the time.
actually walked off a cliff, because you weren't even looking?
Not a cliff, but a curb or step in a stair.
been talking on the phone for a long time, only to realize there is no one on the other end?
Yes, when I used to talk on the phone a lot to my friends years ago, but lately
it's been with customer service or HR people, lol
been waiting to surprise someone at a surprise party, only to find out the party was for you?
Nope, no ones every thrown my a surprise anything D:
cussed out someone because they never showed up, only to find out you had the wrong date?
Nope.
went all day with the ass seam of your pants ripped, and nobody said anything?
Yes, I wore a pair of cargo shorts that ripped near the butt/back while
I was at the gay bar/club in Ptown. Explains a lot when I realized it.
went all day with a giant zit on your face, and nobody said anything?
I do. I have one right now actually, but idc. It's a stress zit right on my
nose. Uh.. nbd~
gone up and slapped/kicked your friend from behind, only to find that it was not your friend when they turned around?
Haha. I have I tapped someone on the shoulder thinkin' they were my friend and
the other time I slapped a stranger in the arm thinking the same, lol
seen a cat humping a dog?
Nope.
had a bacon, peanutbutter, anchovy, and mustard sandwich?
Nope.
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MisterTinkles Wrote:had someone call you, and ask for your phone number?
No
MisterTinkles Wrote:panicked because you were frantically looking for something that has been in your hand the whole time?
No
MisterTinkles Wrote:pushed a door that was obviously labeled "pull"?
Oh yes! LOL
MisterTinkles Wrote:actually walked off a cliff, because you weren't even looking?
Nope
MisterTinkles Wrote:been talking on the phone for a long time, only to realize there is no one on the other end?
Yes, *hangs head in shame* I've done that.
MisterTinkles Wrote:been waiting to surprise someone at a surprise party, only to find out the party was for you?
Yup
MisterTinkles Wrote:cussed out someone because they never showed up, only to find out you had the wrong date?
Nope
MisterTinkles Wrote:went all day with the ass seam of your pants ripped, and nobody said anything?
No, thank God
MisterTinkles Wrote:went all day with a giant zit on your face, and nobody said anything?
No, thank God
MisterTinkles Wrote:gone up and slapped/kicked your friend from behind, only to find that it was not your friend when they turned around?
lmao! No!
MisterTinkles Wrote:seen a cat humping a dog?
Nope
MisterTinkles Wrote:had a bacon, peanutbutter, anchovy, and mustard sandwich?
Nope!
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no, yes, yes, and no to the rest.
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Bowyn Aerrow Wrote:Had someone call you, and ask for your phone number?
Yes
The rest - no.
I'm hyper aware of my surroundings all the time.
REALLY?
I've been standing behind you all day, and you just ignored me.
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MisterTinkles Wrote:Have you ever......
had someone call you, and ask for your phone number?
Yes.....
panicked because you were frantically looking for something that has been in your hand the whole time?
Far too many times......'tis merely a symptom of a greater problem
pushed a door that was obviously labeled "pull"?
Yes, hasn't everyone
actually walked off a cliff, because you weren't even looking?
no, actually
been talking on the phone for a long time, only to realize there is no one on the other end?
define "long time".....
been waiting to surprise someone at a surprise party, only to find out the party was for you?
don't have enough friends for this to happen
cussed out someone because they never showed up, only to find out you had the wrong date?
Once or twice I think
went all day with the ass seam of your pants ripped, and nobody said anything?
No
went all day with a giant zit on your face, and nobody said anything?
No, I always notice
gone up and slapped/kicked your friend from behind, only to find that it was not your friend when they turned around?
Something of the sort, yes. Actually the only time I did this was to this one girl in like fifth grade and we're good friends now lol
seen a cat humping a dog?
no, and probably won't anytime soon....not that I really want to, anyway
had a bacon, peanutbutter, anchovy, and mustard sandwich?
Not that I'll admit to.....jk I don't like peanut butter
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In every category, YES, repeatedly. If it can possibly go wrong, I epitomize Murphy's Law. My own have you ever: have you ever been assigned to a secluded work station with the hot new sexy young woman that everyone's swooning over and you the only gay guy in the plant? Really weird week.
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hue Wrote:In every category, YES, repeatedly. If it can possibly go wrong, I epitomize Murphy's Law. My own have you ever: have you ever been assigned to a secluded work station with the hot new sexy young woman that everyone's swooning over and you the only gay guy in the plant? Really weird week.
Yeah.......and not only THAT.......but SHE is only interested in ME!
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Have you ever put your umbrella up because it was raining, then it stopped raining and you did not notice, and everyone else no longer had their umbrella up but you still did?
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Adrift Wrote:Have you ever put your umbrella up because it was raining, then it stopped raining and you did not notice, and everyone else no longer had their umbrella up but you still did?
Oh yeah!!!!
Also.....
It starts raining, and your fighting to get your umbrella opened, and as soon as you get it opened, it stops raining!!!!!
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