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Scottish compassion
#1
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'ave ya ever been f…..d, laddie?"
The man broke into a big smile and said, "No".
She said, "Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#2
MEAN!!!! Rofl
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#3
Happy St Andrews day to you to Laugh2

ObW
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#4
That is so mean. It's funny, but it's mean.
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#5
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