Sagittarius
01-26-2014, 04:16 PM
A lonely man checked into a large hotel in Little Rock. He found a brochure advertising a massage service. He picked up the phone and dialed the number. A woman's voice came on the line asking if she could help him.
"Why yes you can, I am calling about a massage... no actually what I want is something else. I'm interested in having sex tonight and I was wondering if I could make arrangements with you. I've been away from home for a couple weeks and I thought I'd like something exotic, if you could bring some implements with you... maybe a whip or some leather boots, possibly some electric sex play tools. Or anything else you think might be interesting. Do you have a problem with any of this?"
"No Sir I don't. But there is one thing. You have to dial 9 to get an outside line.
"Why yes you can, I am calling about a massage... no actually what I want is something else. I'm interested in having sex tonight and I was wondering if I could make arrangements with you. I've been away from home for a couple weeks and I thought I'd like something exotic, if you could bring some implements with you... maybe a whip or some leather boots, possibly some electric sex play tools. Or anything else you think might be interesting. Do you have a problem with any of this?"
"No Sir I don't. But there is one thing. You have to dial 9 to get an outside line.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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