Mars Bar
Sagittarius
02-23-2014, 10:18 AM
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “Quickie†with their 8 -year old son in the flat was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.
Their 8-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
‘There’s a car being towed from the car park’ he shouted.
‘An ambulance just drove past’
‘Looks like the Andersons have visitors’ he called out.
‘Matt’s riding a new bike!’
‘Looks like the Sanders are moving!’
‘Jason is on his skateboard!
After a few moments he announced,
The Coopers are having a shag!
Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out, ‘How do you know that?’
‘Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar.
Their 8-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
‘There’s a car being towed from the car park’ he shouted.
‘An ambulance just drove past’
‘Looks like the Andersons have visitors’ he called out.
‘Matt’s riding a new bike!’
‘Looks like the Sanders are moving!’
‘Jason is on his skateboard!
After a few moments he announced,
The Coopers are having a shag!
Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out, ‘How do you know that?’
‘Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar.
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Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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