What do you get............

[MisterTinkles]

Q: What do you get when you cross a cowpie and a lawyer?
A: A lawyer.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A: A milkshake!

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk your ear off.

Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a cat ?
A: A scaredy cat!

Q: What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?
A: A porkchop.

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and drumsticks?
A: Fishsticks.

Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a blizzard?
A: Frostbite!