TWIMC - I'll do it, and i'll EVEN let you use my staff discount. Catch is i want sex with you afterwards...
OMG - WHY do all the nice, hot ones have to live at least FOUR HOURS away from where i do??
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TWIMC - I forgive you - just keep me updated when you are travelling back bitch.
TWIMC - It seems more and more people are now seeing you for what you are, I know this upsets you; especially as it means I have more friends. Tough shit. And I find it hilarious that you were sick. Fuck off.
TWIMC - You put a smile on my face, and not just when you're there. I can't believe how I really can't get you out of my head, all I wanted was a shag.
OMG - WORK!
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TWIMC - ENOUGH WITH THE FLIRTING!! Next time you point your crotch in my direction i do declare i WILL pounce on it, irrespective of whether that crazy bint of an on-off-girlfriend is there.
OMG - Is it wrong to want to have sex with your friend without turning it into anything meaningful, like friends with benefits??
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TWTMC: I hope your meeting goes well today mr, I know you wasn't looking forward to it whatsoever, so I hope everything you say goes in as constructive criticism and that no-one will take offence. But I am soooo proud of you.
OMG, I can't believe my uni mates are leaving for Germany in a week... and I've arranged for everyone to meet up today before they go... and I've only had one confirm... the rest haven't even bothered to get back to me... bloody rude or what!
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