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Alcohall Werning !!
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Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks of time.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your small horse like butt kicked.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns
on the
forehead, knees and lower back.
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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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