Condom Game

[BiPenny]

Ok, shamelessly stolen from another forum with the pure and simple aim (along with obvious fun) of me getting new ideas to beat other forum with!!!!

You're buying Condoms at a shop. You have to buy something else there. The aim of the game is to pick the funniest thing in order to make the cashier give you a very strange look.

I'll start with

Condoms and squirty cream

[XRIMO]

ohh, I know what would do the trick.

Condoms and an inflatable sheep. (I almost put blow-up sheep, but I could only picture an actual sheep exploding, lol)

[fjp999]

condom & crisco oil

[Phil]

condoms and a packet of pins

[Smurlos]

ohh, I know what would do the trick.

Condoms and an inflatable sheep. (I almost put blow-up sheep, but I could only picture an actual sheep exploding, lol)

oh yes!

Condoms and masking tape

[Dan1089]

Condoms and peanut butter.

[marshlander]

Just condoms ... but in all sizes

[Shadow]

Condoms and an eggtimer .

!?!?! Shadow !?!?!

[princealbertofb]

Condom and a stick of mint flavoured rock saying Torquay (or some other seaside resort)... I'll throw in a couple of postcards as well. Make the cashier think I'm going to write them on the beach.

[andy]

LOL at the ones so far!

How about condoms and some slippery soap that can easily be dropped! hehe