05-08-2014, 01:56 PM
Sign outside Heaven:
"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers"
Sign outside a Prayer Hall:
" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended.. Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers."
Sign outside a prostitute's house:
" MARRIED Men are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.."
Sign outside A Bar:
" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance "
Sign outside Driving School:
" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....."
Sign outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with BOTH Hands..."
"Lying naked with somebody in bed and screaming Oh God...Oh God.... will not be considered as prayers"
Sign outside a Prayer Hall:
" Please Do Not Leave Your Bags, Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended.. Others Might Think Those Are The Answers To Their Prayers."
Sign outside a prostitute's house:
" MARRIED Men are not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy.."
Sign outside A Bar:
" Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance "
Sign outside Driving School:
" If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....."
Sign outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading Kamasutra, please hold the book with BOTH Hands..."
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams