How he got his new bicycle

[davearoo]

Two gay guys were walking across a university campus, one of whom was walking a shiny new bicycle.

"That's a great bike," said his friend, "but I haven't seen it before. Where'd you get it?"

"The other day, a young woman was riding it past me when she turned around, stopped right in front of me, took off all her clothes, and said, 'Take whatever you want.'"

"Good choice," said the friend. "Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

[sillyboy86]

[matty7]

lol

[gilhooly]

Should have taken both. Bikes and women's clothes are expensive. Keep the bike and give her clothes to a needy lesbian.