The talking clock
Sagittarius
05-26-2014, 09:00 PM
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night.
He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
“What’s that big brass gong?†one of the guests asked.
“It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,†the drunk replied.
“A talking clock? Seriously?†asked his astonished friend.
“Yup,†replied the drunk.
“How’s it work?†the friend asked, squinting at
it.
“Watch,†the drunk replied.
He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, “You ass…. It’s three-fifteen in the morning!
He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
“What’s that big brass gong?†one of the guests asked.
“It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,†the drunk replied.
“A talking clock? Seriously?†asked his astonished friend.
“Yup,†replied the drunk.
“How’s it work?†the friend asked, squinting at
it.
“Watch,†the drunk replied.
He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, “You ass…. It’s three-fifteen in the morning!
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Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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