02-02-2015, 05:18 AM
Copypasta'd from elsewhere:
We gathered in a circle and prayed to the One True Brady Slayer, Eli Manning. He answered our prayer by turning an incompletion into an impossible miracle catch. But Pete Carroll squandered Eli's gift. The Seahawks spat in the face of God, and now Tom Bitchface Brady will be hailed the greatest quarterback in NFL history. Eli was the only one who could have vanquished him before it was too late. Now Brady's reign is complete, and an era of Darkness is now upon us. May Eli have mercy on our souls...
We gathered in a circle and prayed to the One True Brady Slayer, Eli Manning. He answered our prayer by turning an incompletion into an impossible miracle catch. But Pete Carroll squandered Eli's gift. The Seahawks spat in the face of God, and now Tom Bitchface Brady will be hailed the greatest quarterback in NFL history. Eli was the only one who could have vanquished him before it was too late. Now Brady's reign is complete, and an era of Darkness is now upon us. May Eli have mercy on our souls...