What's on Your Mind

[Ammon]

Also it's kinda cool to see a grandpa using a smartphone

[Ammon]

Great they can't find anything that causes me to get dizzy or fainting attacks -_-
The cardio Doctor was treating me as if I was lying.

My doctor told me to see this cardio doctor and to perform a tilt test. It's somekind of bed that tilts you from horizontal to vertical (sorry my english is kinda rusty) and the cardio doctor told me "yes I heard of the test, the thing is that there is still a research going on with it and I'm not sure but I think there's only one place where you can perform this test. But I can tell you it's really not a fun test so maybe it's nothing for you.. and I'm pretty sure it's psychology and not an illnes. when you feel dizzyness try eating a fingertip of salt and drink lots and lots of water"

My face expression was -_- Really?

Me: First of all I'm not here for fun, I'm here to find out what causes this attacks and I've read about it that doctors don't take faint attacks serious so if I'm wasting your time please reffer me to someone who you think can help.."

Cardio doctor: just a sec.

He grabs the phone dialed a number and tells the woman on the other line. "I would like to make an appointment for my patient to the a tilt test."

"Hows 30 may for you?"

-------____------- really? First you didn' t know where they perform it and suddenly you have it on your speeddial?

"30 may? Pff I guess so.."

He then checked my heart and it was a "beautiful structered heart"
Then had to ride a bicycle for measuring heart rate
It was also good.

And I was supposed to wear something on my hand so it can monitor my bloodpressure for 24 hours and guess what, they were out of equipment...

[starlight]

The fact that certain things that ruined your child hood people can freely joke about while your a adult! Fuck off people

[starlight]

Oh and the fact my backside seems to be filling my trousers more and more

[starlight]

should i set facebook up again?????????????

[LJay]

Oh it wouldnt do me or anyone else any favors in the long run. It'd just make me a hypocritical asshole. And its not about you anyway, but even still, being rude to you would bring me no pleasure.

A plate of ExLax brownies left anonymously in the staff lounge can help to relieve your frustration, Emiliano.

[LJay]

[MENTION=20944]Ammon[/MENTION], it should be obvious, but I hope they are checking your blood sugar levels. You can purchase a kit for doing that yourself at the pharmacy. You can also get a blood pressure meter there.

[Emiliano]

A plate of ExLax brownies left anonymously in the staff lounge can help to relieve your frustration, Emiliano.

A lot of bad influences around here, lol.

[matty7]

Oh and the fact my backside seems to be filling my trousers more and more

That's the beer filling your trousers mate - but at least its comfortable when you sit down

[LJay]

That's the beer filling your trousers mate - but at least its comfortable when you sit down

Am I ever relieved by that explanation! I was trying to think of some way to poo poo the problem.