Bowyn Aerrow Wrote:This poor fellow ain't likely to live this down soon. The internet got pictures - it will become a meme...
Think it will end in suicide for him?
Or, conversely, he will utilize his strong marketing instinct to parlay this faux pas in to the talk show circuit (including Oprah and Dr. Phil), likely get a good book deal and possibly some movie talk out of it.
If all goes well he will get a short lived Netflix reality show focused on 'Don't put that in there!!' in which he travels the world getting stuck in awkward locations. Come on studio audience, where do you want to see me get stuck next?
With his new found wealth, and awkward geeky looks, the women will be all over him like a giant marble vagina. After 3 or 4 failed marriages, he will renounce his hetero-ness and climb from the closet. Of course, this will be the feature of a three part mini-series with the uh, um, climax being the live filming as he gets stuck in the door opening leaving the closet.
This he then parlays in to a second brief fling with stardom.
Then the days of past drug abuse catch up to him and he, like so many Bill the Cats before him, ends up in a lonely bus depot in Soho. After this hectic whirlwind of fame and fortune he realizes that he is naught but a pathetic, sad, alone soul in this world.
This then will become his second meme.
He will then commit suicide.