You need a good interventionist, one with lots of crack, one who will show you what crack and will do to you. You don't need your family, although your friends should be involved as you sniff out the root of the problem. You need to ask yourself, "How Serious Is My Problem?". Are you sniffing it? Mainlining it, Need a hot shot every so often, sending Christmas cards to your crack purveyors? Have you considered one of the many groups working on crack? Have you tried tapering down, possibly by paying money to attend a "Jacks" party? If you answered all the questions then....it's a serious addiction. You won't be happy until you have your own personal crack stuffed and mounted...on your mantel. I'm being brave and leaving my name on this so you'll know your addiction has others like you. Others will help....won't we guys? Any crack we find we'll share and explain whatever needs explaining. Take hope, you're not alone.....I just noticed the neighbor kid is sagging into crack, must go help him.........
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Oh, gosh I think I'm addicted too, now!
Shame on you! You're so cruel!
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You know, it's pretty cheeky of you to be spreading it open for everyone to see. You need help --- butt I'm not sure you can be cured. It must be so hard to get through the day when you're standing right there on the rim ...
OK lol, I'll stop farting around talking ragtime and put a plug in it...
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