Hold it in or let it out?

[Miles]

If you want to show someone
What's really in your heart,
All you have to do is part your buns
And share a fart <3

[Virge]

Whatever you do, don't do this....

[Virge]

here's a true classic commercial about a fart

[CellarDweller]

You could make an excuse to walk away, let it rip away from him, and then come back.

[Bluelight]

Let it out let it out! Let it out let it out! A-WAOH! And it's hard to f*** with a fart stuck up there! So let it out! A-WAOH!

[Wolfpack]

Depends what the other guy is like would he be offended?

[abcd1234]

I was with a guy once in a motel room and as soon as we were about to get it on he farted and laughed.Then later on he went to pee and he lets out this long loud one.He then turns to me and says "That's the beer" I just loved him for his sense of humor and his lack of inhibition.

[Uneunsae]

Depends on your partner. I would be completely grossed out, but that's me. Luckily, all my partners had a similar "social style" as mine.

Also, the idea of being on your best behaviour and then letting go after the honeymoon phase. WTH? And people wonder why the flame dies in their relationships. Be yourself from day one so your partner knows exactly how you are and he can fall in love with that.

[Adam]

Hmmm...well, our 3 year old farted loudly in front of his girlfriend (she's 4, an older woman, but he still wants to marry her) and when he let out this truly obnoxious fart, she punched him in the chest and called him a potty-pig...

[Anocxu]

If you want to show someone
What's really in your heart,
All you have to do is part your buns
And share a fart <3

From this day forward...
I am no longer your mistress !