Virge Wrote:I been with Jay since 2005 and TO THIS DAY I have no idea what he does to keep things clean down there and he won't tell me or let me in the bathroom when I catch him taking a squat. it's just always totally clean and clean smelling and I've tried to catch him by surprise so much that it's ridiculous. Maybe he just poops when there's a full moon or something.
Oh... and Jake... I have a collection of our own private porns that are better (IMO) than any on the internet for exactly the same reasons you don't like them. Watching them I get to study every little move, noise and expression my man makes.... and THOSE things are bigger turn ons to me than two guys faking good sex for a fracking camera.
Your Jay doesn't have any magical ways Virge and pooping isn't enough, you're a son of a doctor so you know very well anatomically that shitting doesn't clean the colon with lemony fresh scent. I just explained above the many tricks that is used before and after the 90's, water bottle, shower head with good water pressure, dildo under the shower, vagina pear waterjet (the famous pear), turkey baster (yes believe it or not it was also used) and no need of any enema solution, warm water and soap does the trick. And of course not to forget that a good diet help to keep a healthy and clean colon. One thing that I don't stress enough with my straight buddies is to tell them that once in a while, they really do need to clean there ass. You will notice that colon cancer doesn't touch the gay community as much as it does with straight. Because straight guys are so scared of adventuring in this area, they believe that putting a finger up their ass will turn them gay. Just last week I was telling a friend who's turning 52 to go have its prostate check because he had it overdue by 10 years. A man turning 40 should immediately set up an appointment with a proctologist because prostatic cancer touches particularly this range of age.
You have no idea how the dude is scared. That makes me laugh so much to believe that they call us sissies and yet they're afraid a single finger going up their ass.
So Jay doesn't use any special tricks, he uses any of the one I mentioned or a combination of them. And my friend, I have been 9 years with Alex and although he can go poop right next to me in the bathroom, when it's cleaning time he doesn't want me there. The anal cleaning is a very private thing even within a long lasting couple. And remember, I live with Alex, things are a bit different, but still I'm not allowed to enter the bathroom when he cleans and neither is he when I do it. But I'm faster than he is LOL. He takes 45 minutes, I take roughly 20 minutes. I don't know what else he does in there for him to take so long LOL. We never had any accident, because we also communicate if during the act, we need to go do our business, we just stop and do it. That's no freaking movie, I've been in porn movies and the boys being pounded for 30 minutes straight isn't realistic. In reality 10 to 15 minutes pounding, one needs to stop in between or there will be damages.
Alex and I also have our own collection of movies... But I don't need to study him anymore, I know very well how to deal with him depending its mood
If he wants a quicky I can make him cum in less than 5 minutes, his body has no secrets for me and neither mine to him.