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The Irish hooker
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An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman lurking in the shadows.

'Twenty pound,” she whispers.

Paddy had never had a hooker before, but decides -- what the hell, it's only twenty pound.

So they hide in the bushes.

They're going at it for a couple of minutes when, all of a sudden, a light flashes on them.

It's a police officer.

'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.

'I'm making love to me wife,' the Irishman answers sounding annoyed.

'Oh, I'm so sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'

'Well, needer did I,' says Paddy, 'til ya shoined dat fokin light in her face!
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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