Joke of the day
Sagittarius
09-28-2014, 03:27 PM
A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair.
He doesn't have to be that bright to know the guy is Jewish.
So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everybody can hear "Drinks for everyone in here, but not for the Jew over there."
Soon after the drinks are handed out, the Jew gives a big smile, waves at him then says "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.
This infuriates the Arab. He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.
As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy. He who continues to smile and again yells "Thank you !"
The Arab asks the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all he does is smile and thanks me. Is he nuts?"
"Nope" replies the bartender, "he owns the place!"
He doesn't have to be that bright to know the guy is Jewish.
So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everybody can hear "Drinks for everyone in here, but not for the Jew over there."
Soon after the drinks are handed out, the Jew gives a big smile, waves at him then says "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.
This infuriates the Arab. He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.
As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy. He who continues to smile and again yells "Thank you !"
The Arab asks the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all he does is smile and thanks me. Is he nuts?"
"Nope" replies the bartender, "he owns the place!"
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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