Meaning Of Car Names

[BlueStar]

AUDI:
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

BMW:
Brings Me Women

FORD:
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

SAAB:
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive

SUBARU:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

VOLVO:
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

[palbert]

KIA - Kids In Assembly

[Camfer]

I thought Ford was Fix Or Repair Daily

[LJay]

And Fiat was, I always head, Fix It Again Tony

I have also heard that Ford meant Fucked-up Old Rebuilt Dodge.

[CarGuy65]

Nuh uh, FORD is Fuckin Oakies Really Digum. Or my favorite. First On Race Day

[Virge]

Whew!
My favorites didn't make the list. I'd have had to drive all the way to Lebanon to beat up a skinny guy if he insulted my Jeep or Chevy truck.

[BlueStar]

JEEP:
Jeopardize Everyone Excessively Pathetic

(make sure your machine can float)

[Virge]

JEEP:
Jeopardize Everyone Excessively Pathetic

(make sure your machine can float)

[size="7"][COLOR="Silver"](keep on your
running shoes skinny boy
I'm on the way)[/COLOR][/size]

[CarGuy65]

Here ya go Virge.........
Chevrolet: Cant Hear Excessive Valve Rattle Over Lousy Engine Timing! Or........
Chevy Has Every Vicious Rat Owner Losing Every Time!
Ummmm just in case you don't Know "Rat" refers to a big block Chevy engine.
I got More! Since I am in the automotive industry< I have heard them all.

[Virge]

HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Mine's a '04 2500 diesel! Had it 4 years. Zero problems.