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Confucius may not have said...
#1
......but would have, if he had thought a bit more!

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired... Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes gets good run for money.

War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.



[Man who walk around with hands in pockets feel Cocky all day]
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#2
I'm going to have to copy another one of your posts.

Thanks Londoner!
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#3
I thought it was maybe because it was late, but each line made me start to laugh harder until Mark made me copy it and send it to him.

RoflRoflRofl
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#4
Definitely one of your better moments, Londoner!

By the way, someone stole the toilet from our police station. The cops have nothing to go on. It's a dirty business.
I bid NO Trump!
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#5
Very entertaining, Londoner... Thanks. I'll share this, probably.
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