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A quick comeback
#1
A man boarded a plane with six kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"

He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints. "
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#2
And an excellent comeback it is.
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#3
^^ That was quick Funnypost
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#4
Funny!! brought a smile to my face after a long work day!
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#5
[Image: marx-groucho-01-g.jpg]


Here's a quip that Groucho Marx was supposed to said on his TV show to a guest way back before they invented color TVs.


groucho: Tell me. Are you married?
female contestant: Yes. My husband I have been married twelve years.
groucho: So, you got any kids?
female contestant: Yes, Groucho, I have eleven children.
groucho: Eleven?! Did you say eleven kids?
female contestant: Well, my husband and I just love each other very much.
groucho: Listen Lady, I love my cigar but I take it once in a while.
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#6
I don't get it?




I kid, it was good!
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#7
He was saying that they screwed a lot, Reaper. Groucho was famous for jokes like that.
I bid NO Trump!
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#8
That was funny. Best of all, easy to remember, so that I can tell my friends.
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