A quick comeback

[LONDONER]

A man boarded a plane with six kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"

He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints. "

[palbert]

And an excellent comeback it is.

[BlueStar]

^^ That was quick

[LEANDRONJ]

Funny!! brought a smile to my face after a long work day!

[Virge]

Here's a quip that Groucho Marx was supposed to said on his TV show to a guest way back before they invented color TVs.


groucho: Tell me. Are you married?
female contestant: Yes. My husband I have been married twelve years.
groucho: So, you got any kids?
female contestant: Yes, Groucho, I have eleven children.
groucho: Eleven?! Did you say eleven kids?
female contestant: Well, my husband and I just love each other very much.
groucho: Listen Lady, I love my cigar but I take it once in a while.

[reaper]

I don't get it?




I kid, it was good!

[LJay]

He was saying that they screwed a lot, Reaper. Groucho was famous for jokes like that.

[CuriousPhoenix]

That was funny. Best of all, easy to remember, so that I can tell my friends.