10-15-2014, 08:29 AM
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. “You mean a martini?†the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!â€Â
Another Roman walks into the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.â€Â
Another Roman walks into the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.â€Â
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams