Seven killed in senior orgy

[MisterLove]

A true story from Belgium:

http://nordpresse.be/seniors-orgy-in-bel...s/?lang=en


I'm guessing that sex medication is the real cause of death here. Cardiac patients should avoid taking Viagra and other PDE-5 inhibitors.

[palbert]

Oh dear me

There is truth to that "erection lasting longer than 4 hours" stuff

[CuriousPhoenix]

WOW!!! What a way to go. They will be remembered for a while. They should have known not to over exert themselves.

But really what better way to go than having the sexual experience of a lifetime.

[MikeW]

sumppl dono wenaquit, sall

[East]

OK...I have to know...is this an onion-esque story? LOL

If not...damn...I guess there are worse ways to leave the planet..

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Oh I thought this was the opening to a tale about a bunch of high school seniors who went to Crystal Lake:

[Steve]

For second or two I thought the title of this thread was "Steven killed in senior orgy." First I thought great, I f*cked myself to death. Then I realized I could audition for The Walking Dead. At some point reality kicked in.

What a way to go. It's so tragic. Oh well, at least they were peaking.

[LONDONER]

I don't hink anyone was killed during the orgy. They might had died but they certainly were't killed.

[Steve]

I don't hink anyone was killed during the orgy. They might had died but they certainly were't killed.

Never know. Why do you think some men are known as "the dick of death"?

[Rareboy]

For those about to die....we salute you.