That's why I warn people not to take clothes out of the dryer while nekkid. ... or carry a TV from one room to sit on a table in another while nekkid.... or shut kitchen drawers with a hip movement while nekkid... or sit on wicker furniture while nekkid...
Actually, when you think about it, it's physically impossible. First of all he's wearing underpants and secondly, even if his junk were out, his balls wouldn't be the first things caught between the doors.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams