Sagittarius
10-25-2014, 07:23 AM
An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a
source of water. It got so bad that even his camel died
of thirst.
He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last
breath, when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking
out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that
he had a Manischewitz wine bottle.
It appeared that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he
unscrewed the top, and out popped a genie.
BUT this was no ordinary Genie. This genie appeared to be a Chasidic
Rabbi, complete with black alpaca coat, black hat,
side curls, and tzitzis.
'Vell kid,' said the genie, 'you know how it voiks. You got tree vishes.'
'I'm not going to trust you,' says the Arab. 'I'm not going to trust a
Jewish genie!'
'Vott you got to lose? Looks ta me - you're a goner anyvay!'
The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie
was right. 'Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis,
with plentiful food and drink.'
* * * * * * * P O O F! * * * * * * * * *
The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever
seen and he was surrounded with jugs of sparkling water and platters of delicacies.
'Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish?'
'My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams.'
* * * * * * * P O O F !!* * * * * * * *
The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with
rare old coins and precious gems.
'Okay kid, you got just vone more vish. Best you should make it
a good vone!'
After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, 'I wish that
no matter where I go, beautiful women will always need and want me!'
* * * * * * * P O O F!!! * * * * * * * * *
He was turned into a tampon.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
If you're an Arab doing business with a Jewish genie, there's going to be a string attached.
source of water. It got so bad that even his camel died
of thirst.
He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last
breath, when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking
out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that
he had a Manischewitz wine bottle.
It appeared that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he
unscrewed the top, and out popped a genie.
BUT this was no ordinary Genie. This genie appeared to be a Chasidic
Rabbi, complete with black alpaca coat, black hat,
side curls, and tzitzis.
'Vell kid,' said the genie, 'you know how it voiks. You got tree vishes.'
'I'm not going to trust you,' says the Arab. 'I'm not going to trust a
Jewish genie!'
'Vott you got to lose? Looks ta me - you're a goner anyvay!'
The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie
was right. 'Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis,
with plentiful food and drink.'
* * * * * * * P O O F! * * * * * * * * *
The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever
seen and he was surrounded with jugs of sparkling water and platters of delicacies.
'Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish?'
'My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams.'
* * * * * * * P O O F !!* * * * * * * *
The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with
rare old coins and precious gems.
'Okay kid, you got just vone more vish. Best you should make it
a good vone!'
After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, 'I wish that
no matter where I go, beautiful women will always need and want me!'
* * * * * * * P O O F!!! * * * * * * * * *
He was turned into a tampon.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
If you're an Arab doing business with a Jewish genie, there's going to be a string attached.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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