Heaven

[bluedragon]

After death a man reached at heaven gate. There he met Saint Peter.
Saint Peter: You have to answer a question after that you can enter.
The man: What’s that?
Saint Peter: You have to spell a word. In case you fail, you will be taken to Hell.
The man: Which word?
Saint Peter: “Love”
The man: Okay, it’s “L-O-V-E”
Saint Peter: Correct! Come inside.
As he was about to enter in heaven Saint Peter’s mobile rang.
Saint Peter: God is calling me for some urgent work, I have to go for a minute. You please keep eyes on the gate until I come back.
The man: Okay, for sure.
Saint Peter: Please, ask the same question if anybody comes here in my absence, if they reply with the correct spelling you can let them enter in heaven, otherwise send them to Hell from the other gate.
The man: I’ll obey.
Just after Saint Peter left, the man saw a lady coming towards him. She was his wife.
The man asked: Hay Linda,how you reached here?
Linda: After your death when I was going back to home from the cemetery, a bus hit me and I found myself here.Now you move aside and let me in.
No, as per rules here, you must spell a word correctly to enter in heaven, otherwise you will be taken to hell from that other gate, the man replied.
Linda: Which word?
The man: “Czechoslovakia"!!!

[DonJon]

Nice one, bluedragon. mile: So funny.

[BlueStar]

[WolfEyes300]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, wow.
Good one Drago.

[Lexington]

If there's a spelling test to get into heaven, at least half of my Facebook friends are absolutely screwed.

Lex