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HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Uncle) DYNAMODREAN!
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Hey Derek! I noticed it was your birthday.....I am about to sign off and it made me smile so before I go,..

...want to wish you a Happy Birthday and I hope you make a birthday wish or two come true...

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..oh yeah..here is your birthday horoscope from Rob... the guy I love reading..

Many people use the terms "cement" and "concrete" interchangeably, but they are not the same. Cement is powdery stuff that's composed of limestone, gypsum, clay with alumino-silicate, and other ingredients. It's just one of the raw materials that is used to make concrete -- usually no more than 15 percent of the total mass. The rest consists of sand, crushed stone, and water. Let's regard this as a good metaphor for you to keep in mind, Scorpio. If you want to create a durable thing that can last as long as concrete, make sure you don't get overly preoccupied with the "cement" at the expense of the other 85 percent of the stuff you will need.

...and your weekly sacred messageThumbgrin

Of the many things that have gone right for you during your time on Earth, the most crucial was your birth. As you crossed over the threshold, trading the warm dark sanctuary for the bright noisy enigma, you didn't die! It was a difficult act of high magic that involved many people who worked very hard in your behalf. The skills they provided in helping you navigate your rite of passage were in turn made possible by previous generations of threshold-tenders who bequeathed their expertise.

Months before that initiation, a more secret miracle bloomed: Your life began as a single cell, spawned by the explosive fusion of two highly specialized bundles of chromosomes. How could that tiny package of raw material have possibly grown a brain and liver and heart and stomach over a period of a few months? What inscrutable genius guided and oversaw the emergence of your fully formed infant body, that virtuoso creation, from the slimmest of clues?


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#2
:happy-birthday-bann Derek!
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#3
Heypi Birthday, Derek aka Dynamodean! :birthday-cake-surpr
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#4
Awww, how sweet.

Many happy returns to the day, Derek. I wish you only the best. Thanks for being such a sweet guy to so many people. You are an inspiration.
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#5
Hey there!

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#6
Happy BDay to Derek! One of the good ones!
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#7
Happy Birthday and may dozen fluffy rainbow-shitting unicorns will cross your path Smile
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#8
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#9
Happy Birthday Smile
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#10
Thanks all! This was a nice surprise. Smile

I had a great day and ended all buzzed up at night. Drunk enough to be randy and sober enough to enjoy it all. Wink
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