Probably only understandable to Brits.

[LONDONER]

The lead actor in the local pantomime production of Aladdin was anally raped by the gay genie on stage last night - to be fair the audience did try to warn him.

[LJay]

Londoner, you got some 'splainin' to do.

[palbert]

Was the warning in pantomime?

[LONDONER]

Pantomime is a long held British tradition in which the leading man is played by a girl, The "Dame", Widow Twanky, is played by a man. The audience is encouraged to join in and Aladdin is always being warned of danger by the audience shouting out "He's behind you" to which Aladdin usually replies "Oh no he isn't" and the audience comes back with "Oh yes he is". This gives you just a tiny idea. To appreciate British panto. it really needs to be seen. I've tried to find an example on YouTube but without success.

[Rareboy]

I've seen this played out at so many gay bars......