Pepsi and Viagra

[LONDONER]

The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be
available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

[Rareboy]

Brilliant.....

[Darius]

I hear nursing homes have begun giving old men viagra every night at bedtime. It will be harder for them to fall out of bed.

[araya]

can I get a sample?

[princealbertofb]

The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be
available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

The question is : Will it put hair on your chest ???

[meridannight]

Pepsi? i don't drink that stuff. John Pemberton was the only man to ever master the cola recipe. maybe Coca-Cola will make their own flavor of Viagra then. can't let that Pepsi drive a monopoly on it, after all. and others will follow. soon enough we won't just have Viagra, there'll be vanilla-flavored Viagra, cherry-Viagra...

by the way, is this real news or one of your joke threads? sounds like a joke thread, but i'm in too lazy a mood to get on google.

[LONDONER]

Pepsi? i don't drink that stuff. John Pemberton was the only man to ever master the cola recipe. maybe Coca-Cola will make their own flavor of Viagra then. can't let that Pepsi drive a monopoly on it, after all. and others will follow. soon enough we won't just have Viagra, there'll be vanilla-flavored Viagra, cherry-Viagra...

by the way, is this real news or one of your joke threads? sounds like a joke thread, but i'm in too lazy a mood to get on google.

It's a joke.