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Pepsi and Viagra
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The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be
available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#2
Brilliant.....
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#3
I hear nursing homes have begun giving old men viagra every night at bedtime. It will be harder for them to fall out of bed.
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#4
can I get a sample? Rofl
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LONDONER Wrote:The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be
available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

The question is : Will it put hair on your chest ???
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#6
Pepsi? i don't drink that stuff. John Pemberton was the only man to ever master the cola recipe. maybe Coca-Cola will make their own flavor of Viagra then. can't let that Pepsi drive a monopoly on it, after all. and others will follow. soon enough we won't just have Viagra, there'll be vanilla-flavored Viagra, cherry-Viagra...

by the way, is this real news or one of your joke threads? sounds like a joke thread, but i'm in too lazy a mood to get on google.
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meridannight Wrote:Pepsi? i don't drink that stuff. John Pemberton was the only man to ever master the cola recipe. maybe Coca-Cola will make their own flavor of Viagra then. can't let that Pepsi drive a monopoly on it, after all. and others will follow. soon enough we won't just have Viagra, there'll be vanilla-flavored Viagra, cherry-Viagra...

by the way, is this real news or one of your joke threads? sounds like a joke thread, but i'm in too lazy a mood to get on google.

It's a joke.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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