40 Symptoms of the 40-something gay man

[ShiftyNJ]

My friend found and shared a Huffington Post article about forty things that suck about being a 40-something woman.

I thought it would be funny to write the gay male version.

[Bhp91126]

Very funny


- I'm very happy I can still do without reading glasses
- Concerts now involve the Orlando Gay Chorus, watching my man perform, but at least they're occasionally funny, I can relate and DONT NEED EARPLUGS.
- "sir" is only a problem, when younger guys call me that. At least I get the ego-boost to turn down those expecting 'discipline', ugh. Same with guys calling me 'daddy', "go eff your own!"

[Nanaki]

This was very funny, I really enjoyed it and am experiencing quite a few of these myself.

[Jerry]

At first comes into my mind...

1. I don´t care about sex that much anymore
2. I need glasses for reading
3. I have to count what I can eat in order to keep fit
4. I don´t enjoy going out that much anymore
5. I don´t look into the mirror so often anymore

...To be continued

[Rareboy]

Some of these are scary true.

[CellarDweller]

lmao! Funny list.

So definitely apply, others, thankfully not.