Need Help on Getting Smooth Skin

[Anocxu]

I meant whatever theory..
The auto correct on this phone is pretty evil..

[MikeW]

Not really. ..
Presenting. .. (Drum Roll)

The groomer for porn stars
Phillips Norelco body groomer 7100

LOL at this product review on Amazon:

2,677 of 2,793 people found the following review helpful
I'M A BELIEVER! This thing really works - yes, even on that! (UPDATED)
By 1.4.the.team on January 9, 2011
I'm a guy. A guy that wondered for years how it was done. You know, how a man can have absolutely no hair down there (below the belt, above the knees). Did they use hair remover creams? Did they (gulp) wax? Did they pluck? Did they use electric clippers? Did they use a disposable razor? Electric shaver?

I'm also a guy that has tried his electric beard trimmer/shaver and the flip-up clippers on the back. It never turned out well. It was scary. I knicked myself every time I tried (drawing blood in the process). I liken my attempts to taking outdoor power-shears to tissue paper.

So, if your like me, you have hair you don't want down there. It makes you sweat and smell, and it's just plain ugly. Your skin in this region, however, is extremely soft and extremely thin. You've tried other methods and have given up every time (with fear of doing something horrible).

So imagine my surprise (and skepticism) when I happened upon this product on Amazon. I thought; yeah right, there is no way an electric anything could shave me down there without serious harm, rash, or worse. And then I read all the wonderful reviews on this product by other Amazon customers who came before me (my favorite thing about Amazon). After reading all the positive reviews I convinced myself to just try it; and write an honest review for all the skeptic guys out there (like me) that don't believe there really could be a device that could actually work for them.

My first experience:
I received my product quickly. According to the directions, it needed to be charged first - dang it! Fast forward one day; shaver fully charged. Before my shower, I sat down on my favorite throne (aka 'toilet') in the house (in my birthday suit), said a short prayer, built up my confidence, and gave it a shot. I took it slow at first, convinced it would end in disaster. And then, I couldn't believe my eyes... IT WORKED! Not a knick, not a rash - just smooth hairless skin. In fact, it worked so well, so fast, I couldn't stop myself. Which is why the top half of my thighs are also hairless now. To my surprise, to my bewilderment, this thing really works, and better than I imagined. IT REALLY DOES. The reviews on this product are TRUE! And yes, I shaved it ALL - the bolt, the nuts, the bag they came in. It's all hairless now, and its SMOOTH. Not even stubble left behind. It's as smooth as my face feels right after a good shave; smooth as a baby's bottom. It's an unusual feeling to have no hair down there, and I love it.

After 2 days:
Still hairless, still smooth (unlike my face which has stubble within hours of shaving). Still no rash (another surprise). I've noticed I haven't sweated as much down there, and there is no longer a yucky smell after a day of activity. In fact, it's been 2 days since my last shower, and I still actually feel kinda clean down there. Crazy, I know.

Conclusion:
Guys, don't hesitate any longer on this purchase. JUST BUY IT. If your not satisfied, just return it. But really, EVERY MAN NEEDS THIS, PERIOD. I'm baffled that this thing isn't marketed more to men. More of us need to hear about this device. It should be taught about in school!

Anyways, I am so happy I took a chance on this product. I hope every guy out there gets one of these and has the same experience I have. What more can I say? I'll be confidently recommending this one to all my guy friends, including you guys.

[Anocxu]

^^^^^
You can get into crevices with that thing and no worries. .

Not sure what the science is behind that thing..

If you look at the blades close up.. they are truly a masterpiece.

I have an upcoming "play date' with a chronic "muncher " ..
Can't wait to impress ..

[Virge]

All the advice so far is total bullshit compared to this I've talked about it in here before and others have tried it. The stuff is amazing. No shave cream, Gust put a few drops on your razor and get the best shave of your life. No lie... Great for shaving all the stuff down there.

[Chase]

When it comes to getting new skin, I do believe Buffalo Bill had a solution.

[Anocxu]

All the advice so far is total bullshit compared to this I've talked about it in here before and others have tried it. The stuff is amazing. No shave cream, Gust put a few drops on your razor and get the best shave of your life. No lie... Great for shaving all the stuff down there.

Listen up ..Vir-tu-oh-so-ho !!

Not everyone including myself.. can put a razor on their skin.

You might have that soft silky smooth corn fed hair.. but not all of us do...

Butt pick.. butt pick butt pick..

[Virge]

Listen up ..Vir-tu-oh-so-ho !!

Not everyone including myself.. can put a razor on their skin.

You might have that soft silky smooth corn fed hair.. but not all of us do...

Butt pick.. butt pick butt pick..

This bees the way it bees cuz sometimes it bees that way fool.

I should have also told we DON'T use wash rags, sponges or those wadded up butterfly nets in the shower. We hardly use conventional soap at all. Mom has a thing about going to beauty spas (like that's going to help her now at 68) and got us started using skin cleansing lotions and ............. locally made strigils..... from a spa here. You use them to scrape clean/exfolliate at the same time. After using them for over a year all my body hair has gone from coarse to baby soft. There's also a real noticable difference in skin too..... super soft.

The fun fringe benefit about strigils is to do it right and get everywhere you need a shower companion.

[Anocxu]

This bees the way it bees cuz sometimes it bees that way fool..
..

I have very fine hair on my arms and legs..
I do exfoliate ..
No crocodile skin..

Razors just leave some sort of irritation unlike those groomers..

Virge...
There is no amount of exfoliating that can wash away the fact that you're an evil, instigating sodomite!!

Namaste ..

[Virge]

I have very fine hair on my arms and legs..
I do exfoliate ..
No crocodile skin..

Razors just leave some sort of irritation unlike those groomers..

Virge...
There is no amount of exfoliating that can wash away the fact that you're an evil, instigating sodomite!!

Namaste ..

[SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"]Get it right bitch...
It's unrepentant, unapologetic slap happy
evil instigating sodomite to you.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

and...


nahneenahneebooboo


It's only 7:00 on a Saturday
and I've already sodomorgamsed
more in the past 14 hours than you get in a month

[Anocxu]

[SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"]Get it right bitch...
It's unrepentant, unapologetic slap happy
evil instigating sodomite to you.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

and...


nahneenahneebooboo


It's only 7:00 on a Saturday
and I've already sodomorgamsed
more in the past 14 hours than you get in a month

I live in Fort Lauderdale 4 miles from Wilton Manors..
If I wanted to wave my genitals around like a winning lottery ticket. ...Like you.. I could ..

With that gun collection of yours..
Do people actually sleep with you willingly?