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[marshlander]

... Is water melon fucking common practice on that side of the planet?

I have no idea, but I should have thought that the random distribution of pips in a water melon would make it less satisfactory than a honeydew ... does anyone have any empirical contribution to this lack of personal knowledge?

[RoydonLeeJ]

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[CardShark]

I have no idea, but I should have thought that the random distribution of pips in a water melon would make it less satisfactory than a honeydew ... does anyone have any empirical contribution to this lack of personal knowledge?

Yeah honeydew no seeds, I'm sure a watermelon would hurt somewhat.

I can't say I have experience in the field, as I don't own a microwave

[marshlander]

Yeah honeydew no seeds, I'm sure a watermelon would hurt somewhat.

I can't say I have experience in the field, as I don't own a microwave

Microwave :confused: ... YE GODS!!!

[CardShark]

Melon Sex How-To:
Melon Masturbation Technique

Step 1: Buy yourself a rock melon, canteloupe, or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much.

Step 2: Nuke it good Heat the melon in a microwave (be careful!) and squirt in some baby oil.

Step 3: Ahhhhh!

Step 4 (Optional): On the opposite side of the melon from where your penis enters it, make a small hole with a skewer or small knife, no bigger than a pencil eraser, but reaching all the way in to the "vagina." Wrap your hand around the melon after you insert your erection and put your finger over the hole on the outstroke. Remove your finger on the in-stroke, replace it over the hole on the outstroke. Feels like a mouth going down on your cock, then sucking on it as it draws back. A very nice substitute for a blow job!

The Sex Melon

[XRIMO]

I am slightly perturbed Card...

[CardShark]

I am slightly perturbed Card...

Don't worry your not alone their, I am to .

I believe I saw it on some film, american pie maybe?

[fjp999]

I have no idea, but I should have thought that the random distribution of pips in a water melon would make it less satisfactory than a honeydew ... does anyone have any empirical contribution to this lack of personal knowledge?

SACRILEGE


THERE IS ONLY ONE PLACE TO PUT WATERMELON

btw, seedless watermelons are taking over the market here (pips, I thought were on playing cards???) but seeded are always more sweet.

btw2, One of my fav William Higgins porn films begins with three studs taking a poke with a watermelon.... they soon move to much better holes to fill but in the end do put watermelon where it should be put