Smart alec responses

[LONDONER]

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox informing me that I can have sex at 73. I'm so happy, because I live at number 71. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road!


Answering machine message, "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."


My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.


Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.


Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.


The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.


God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.


I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.


Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

[yousir]

Lol love these!!

Frustration is also trying to find your phone amd thinking I'LL RING IT.

[LJay]

Thanks for the welcome to Friday, Londoner. It looks like it is going to be one of those days.

[Pyromancer]

Love these...I would have thanked you sooner, but I was busy changing my answering machine message...

[LONDONER]

Thanks for the welcome to Friday, Londoner. It looks like it is going to be one of those days.

What kind of day is that?

[LJay]

Just generally off kilter. Just got back from taking the roomie to the dentist for a tooth pulling. God, can he be feisty when he is in pain. Same as when he is not in pain.

[CellarDweller]

lol

good laugh with that

[Cridders88]

These made me chuckle!