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[Serfdom]

Just to back up whats being said before, I have a few straight friends (some cute, some not!) but they know I'm gay and are great about it. At the end of the day,be honest with them and yourself and you'll be fine

[Latitude22]

It's quite simple, really.

*THE 10 SUPER SIMPLE WAYS TO BEFRIEND A STRAIGHT GUY*

1) Say Dude and bro as often as possible (or combine them for extra awesome, "Dude bro, check out that chicks ass")

2) Get really good at beer pong

3) Wear multiple golf shirts at the same time and flip all collars to the sky.

4) "Live strong" rubber bracelet

5) Talk about what you drank and how hammered you got at past parties

6) Give yourself a really cool nickname like "Falcon strike" or "Optimus prime".

7) Wear jeans for 3 days in a row before washing.

8) Dude bro man guy friend buds

9) Make south park, family guy, old school and wedding crasher quotes on a regular basis.

10) Swear for no reason, really own it ya know? Because you're the F'in man and everyone should know it!

[marshlander]

I understood three items in the above list ...

[Dan1089]

That list reads like the beginners guide to douchebag infamy!

[Latitude22]

That list reads like the beginners guide to douchebag infamy!

They're almost one in the same. lol

[yar]

I understood three items in the above list ...

marshlander you are ahead of me. Must be the new English.