New Sat Nav

[malcs]

I bought a sat-nav the other day. What a useless piece of junk. I had it on as I drove around Woburn Safari Park. At one point it said "Now, bear left."

I looked left - It was a monkey having a w@nk. Looked nothing like a bear

[marshlander]

I have a deep-seated problem with bossy women, so I just switch off the voice.

Presumably you hadn't programmed which species you prefer to watch when setting up your satnav options.