The price of gas in France
Sagittarius
07-13-2015, 07:03 PM
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime yet make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.
I had no Monet
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh.
Now see if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
I had no Monet
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh.
Now see if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
![[-]](https://gayspeak.com/images/duende_v3_local/collapse.png)
Pisces
![[Image: tumblr_n60lwfr0nK1tvauwuo2_250.gif]](https://38.media.tumblr.com/d4f163772df4bb95fe71717adc7d7ca5/tumblr_n60lwfr0nK1tvauwuo2_250.gif)
