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Vaseline
#1
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?'

She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'

'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'

'We use it for sex.'

The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty.

Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?'

The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all...husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.'

And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke...!

You pervert -------- Shame on you!!!!
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#2
I'm saving a slap for you. hahahahaha!
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#3
Virge Wrote:I'm saving a slap for you. hahahahaha!

Oooooo, is that a promise!?
"You can be young without money but you can't be old without money"
Maggie the Cat from "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof." by Tennessee Williams
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#4
I have a friend who prefers vaseline for masturbation so everytime I am at the store and see jars of the stuff, I think of him and his dick. I blame him for that. And I blame you, Londoner, for now causing me to have dirty thoughts about him. Thanks alot! No, seriously, thanks alot!!
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Darius Wrote:I have a friend who prefers vaseline for masturbation so everytime I am at the store and see jars of the stuff, I think of him and his dick. I blame him for that. And I blame you, Londoner, for now causing me to have dirty thoughts about him. Thanks alot! No, seriously, thanks alot!!

Silly you just messed up letting us know that.

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Virge Wrote:Silly you just messed up letting us know that.

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Virge, how did you know I needed some of that right now? You are always so helpful.

**scoops up a fingerful.
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#7
It's has jillions of uses....
Vaseline and Peanut Butter sandwiches are great fun for parties.
Cat hair balls..... rub it on their front paws for them to lick off...
Smear on a toilet seats... to keep them shiny...
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Virge Wrote:...
Smear on a toilet seats... to keep them shiny..

That explains all the excited guests at your establishment....
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#9
Anocxu Wrote:That explains all the excited guests at your establishment....

Your head needs buffing with it.
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#10
Virge Wrote:Your head needs buffing with it.
Instead of a shamwow...
We could use your giant nuts....

and start a thread about it?
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